UFC 79 Analysis by MMAJunkie.com Comedian Poster 'Mop Lanker'

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Without further ado... drum roll please... here is the expert humorous analysis of UFC 79 by one of MMAJunkie.com's frequent discussion contributors, 'Mop Lanker':

Mop Lanker's 100% correct predictions:

1. Having seen (on TV) Chuck and Wandy fight the past few years, there is only one absolute conclusion... anything can happen. Joe Rogan will conclude the fighting with, "I can’t believe what I just saw, bro."
   
   
2. GSP will steamroll Hughes. Joe Rogan will find a clever way to suggest Hughes' best days are behind him. Then he makes fun of Canada.
   
   
3. Some voice-over guy will hype up an upcoming, breaking news/mind-blowing Dana White announcement. The announcement will turn out to be a waste of our time. Somehow, Joe Rogan can't believe what he just heard.
   
   
4. The camera will pan to Tito Ortiz and Jenna; Joe Rogan will say something he believes is clever, when it is clearly juvenile and distasteful.
   
   
5. There will be some other fights no one will care about at first. But it's MMA and some nobody will impress the hell out of us. Joe Rogan will say "Wow!" 48 times.

NO ONE ELSE HAS BETTER PREDICTIONS THAN I!!!

You can read Mop Lanker's original comment here, along with the original MMAJunkie.com article:
Weigh-In Results for UFC 79